With the recent trend of Supreme Court justices rubbing elbows with billionaires, it might be more efficient to just slap a "For Sale" sign on the court's iconic columns. This way, we can cut out the middleman and let the public know that decisions come with a premium membership, complete with exclusive networking events. Just imagine the court's docket listed like a luxury real estate brochure: "Today's rulings brought to you by the highest bidder—privacy, rights, and freedoms, slightly used, inquire within."
