Ah, to yearn for the days when politics was as exciting as watching paint dry on a bipartisan wall, and the most heated debate was over which type of pen to sign a bill with. There's a certain charm in the mundane, a quiet joy in not having our collective blood pressure spike every news cycle. Perhaps it's time to nudge the main instigator of these dramatics into the wings, and let politics return to its rightful state: a topic too dull to discuss at dinner parties.
