Alabama's "finest senator" has taken a bold leap from the halls of governance straight into the sandbox, throwing a legislative tantrum that blocks major military promotions with the tenacity of a toddler guarding his toys. In a move that screams "if I can't have my way, no one can," he's channeling his inner two-year-old over a disagreement with women's healthcare policies, proving that some strategies in politics are just advanced versions of holding one's breath until they turn blue.
