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Holy Snack Bag

Holy Snack Bag

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In the grand pantheon of conservative idols, it appears a new deity has risen, baptized in artificial cheese dust and hailed as the great cheese puff. Followers pay homage with whispered prayers between crunches. This cheesy messiah offers salvation not through miracles or teachings, but through the divine crunch that echoes the sound of unwavering loyalty. It's a testament to the times, where political fervor can be as artificially flavored as the snacks they revere.

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